We do all of this for fun; no other purpose, no other reason!

 

 

 

Honorary Prizes!
$10, $16 or even $40 cash prizes could be awarded! Up to five prizes could even be given away with each contest!
The Honorary Prize Rule

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Last Place: $2
The losing entrant will also receive their beaten and dismembered submission back for a proper burial.

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Third Place: $8
Our third place winner will also have their blue submission returned to them along with a 3rd Place 11"x17" Hoy So Contest Poster Prize!

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Second Place: $12!
Our second place winner will also have their blue submission returned to them along with a 2nd Place 11"x17" Hoy So Contest Poster Prize!

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First Place: $20!
Our first place winner will not only have their blue submission returned to them, but the remaining blue submissions which lost (to be regarded as battle trophies) & a 1st Place 12"x18" Hoy So Contest Poster Prize!

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SEND US SOMETHING BLUE!
A HOY SO 'SEND-US-SOMETHING' CONTEST

 

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~ FIRST PLACE: DEBIT FANGS ~

With first place this submission takes $20 in cash, their blue submission returned to them and a Hoy So 1st Place 12"x18" Contest Poster!! Since not enough people entered the contest for there to be any losers, no blue submission battle trophies can be awarded (this time around, perhaps next time more of you will enter).
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~ SECOND PLACE: COLLAGE ~

$13 ($12 2nd place + ½last place cash prize) & an 11"x17" 2nd place contest poster are being awarded to the contestant behind this submission! She will also be receiving her submission back as well. We personally like the petticoat best. For those of you who want to... uh, compare the various shades of blue involved within this tasteful collage, you may find >this image more to your liking.
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~ THIRD PLACE: SLAMMER ~

$9 ($8 3rd place + ½last place cash prize) & an 11"x17" 3rd place tomato poster prize are being awarded to our third place contestant! They will also be receiving their submission back in one peice. Are you wishing you had entered the contest?

It really was this easy!
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~ ATTENTION CONTEST WINNERS ~

Your posters are being customized and ordered this coming Monday/Tuesday, after easter sunday, upon our receiving them we will package together your cash prizes and submissions and send them out to you! - Please allow a couple of weeks.
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~ !! OUR NEW POSTER PRIZES !! ~

 

As of this moment the second and third place posters are 11"x17" and the first place poster is going to be 12"x18", just a little more magnificent!
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~ FINE PRINT ~
If we do not wish to vote in a contest and honor anyone with an honorary prize, then we will not vote for anyone nor give out any honorary prize. If we do not check our contest submissions before the contest deadline to find out that yours does not meet requirements for any reason and you are not able to re-submit, then we will have not checked our mail in time to let you know that you failed at following directions and you will not be able to enter the contest. If you feel we unfairly rejected your submission, then chances are you are going to feel slightly disgruntled, but feel free to refute or complain. Just know that we do not have to listen to you. If you did not like anything you read in this fine print than maybe you should not have read it. This is our website and we reserve the right to run it however the hell we please.