Ever
discover that someone you know, but do not particularly care for,
is ill or down
and you feel perhaps a little pressured to wish well wishes for them
yet do not really want to?
Find
that you wish to challenge someone to a showdown of skills and talents,
or to a
"I am better than you in every way and will prove it any way
I can" show of immaturity?
Find
that there is just someone you dislike and intend to publicly denounce
and expose?
Problem
solved!
Just send them the "I Will Destroy You" Balloon Card!
You
can either print the image out to fold and deliver or email away
to the not-so-cared-for-one to express your feelings of ill-intented
well wishes!
To Fold
and Deliver:
First you need to print! Save the image (right click, save target
as) and then print in your desired application.
Simply cut out and put in envelope, or fold sides over image in center
and place sticker (or piece of tape)
over flaps to hold closed until received and opened with soon to be
filled with crushingly defeated hopes!
To Email:
Enclose the following address in an email to the soon to be sucker
of your desire!
http://www.hoyso.com/featurette/ballon1.htm
We here
at Hoy So hope this card reaches all of you and your victims well.
