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We are posting this as a common courtesy to those who may not have heard the latest news shattering break through. The new On/Off is here, made possible by Comfort Products. It turns out that "on", the word commonly associated with "start" or "begin", means "on". The word "off", commonly associated with "no more" or "end", means "off". This came to us as a huge surprise and blew our minds when we came across these new instructions as it may be coming to you now. We wanted to get a jump start on spreading the word and news to you before the press takes the story and twists fear into it and pushes you to buy all new light switches and car ignitions. Let us tell you, it is not necessary. Your switches and buttons and even "power" functions will all work the same, there is no need for frenzy. Instead of turning anything "on" anymore, you will simply refer to it as turning something "on". The same goes for off, instead of saying "let me turn this off" or "boy, what a turn off" you will say "let me turn this off" or "boy, what a turn off". We hope this does not come as too terrible an inconvenience, complaints should be made to: Comfort
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