THERE'S NO HIDING THIS!
SO WE MIGHT AS WELL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU

   Yes, it is true, we cut off our finger. Why, you ask?

PART ONE: "A CUT ABOVE THE REST"

   Yes, it is true, we cut off our finger. How, you ask?

PARTS TWO & THREE:
"PLANNING & FRUITION"
(graphic photo's succeed part three: fruition)

   Yes, it is true, our finger has recovered!

PART FOUR:
"A SEVEN MONTH ANNIVERSARY REFLECTION"
Included in this article are photo's of the healed nub, never before seen photo's of the evening we cut it off, a supplemental video and a photo showing more of our face than you may have ever seen before anywhere on our site in it's entirity!
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"oh Jesus!" - The Full 'Directors-Cut' DVD!
This link will take you to our shop where you can purchase the DVD of the full 'Directors-Cut' version for $7 (profits to be spent maintaining this website).
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   Wait, were you planning on doing something like this yourself?

BECAUSE YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO BE EDUCATED!

oh Jesus!
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