JASON
THE OWNER & OPERATOR OF HOY SO

Jason lives in North Seattle where he works to pay for this site. He creates, organizes and makes most of what you find here possible (and with much thanks to fans and friends who get involved). For the most part he just does whatever he feels like doing and then spends his spare time sharing it with everyone and anyone who might be amused by it online.

Not one for crowds or large social gatherings he spends much of his time alone or hanging out with close, personal friends. Aside from being able to support himself sufficiently, his biggest interests are in art and design as well as music (which he feels is all that has kept him alive for so long) and simplicity. Although boxers have become the standard attire for any Hoy So photoshoots or videos, Jason himself relaxes in boxer briefs most of the time.

If you want to know any more about Jason your best bet is to get to know him. However, he does not open up to many personally, so you really ought to just continue reading the anatomical data we have been able to collect on him.

 

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A very confusing place, Jason's mind. It happens to be where a lot of what you find here at Hoy So Dot Com comes from. It is not easily understood, if ever, even by Jason himself but it is usually an entertaining if not oddly curious place.

(2)
A failed self tattoo, his first ever, re-touched to actually be visible (the first attempt scabbed over and peeled off completely). It is a simple black circle around his left nipple.

(3)
The future site of a self done tattoo to practice and learn how to use shader needles. Jason will be inking an ink blot into his hip.

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A wrist tattoo, a symbol he created for himself when he was twelve as a sort of signature. It was inked when he was 19 by a man who was out on parole but had to return to prison a week later for grand theft auto. The circle was traced with a bud light can and the tattoo was done for free since Jason bought the man the ink to do it with. No, he did not contract any diseases. In WA state tattoos on your wrist & hands or neck & face made (and still may make) you legally unemployable and the parlor he went too refused to ink him for that reason, which left him to resort to a convict.

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A bad burn on the inner thigh left from an awful mortar accident. Thankfully this small area of his inner thigh is the only area between his legs that was burnt in the accident. He couldn't be more thankful to still be intact.

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Some small grafted areas on his ankle and leg from having his flesh burnt off in an awful mortar accident.

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Another self tattoo, 23 hash marks, representing his age at the time he inadvertently set himself on fire attempting to throw a mortar out of a car window.

This was also a tattoo done at a Tattoo Test Party in which he filmed. If you are at all interested in watching this video, Check This Out!

 

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The only piercing through his entire person, a white gold stud in his left ear,
courtesy his grandmother on his 16th birthday.

(9)
The Deamon, what has become this site's mascot was first the mascot for a crappy high school band formed between Jason and his best friend. Called Shit Genre, their music is used in the background of a number of Hoy So videos.

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A tattoo done by Jason himself that reads "I DID THIS TATTOO MYSELF!". Done incorrectly due to a lack of experience and knowledge it turned out looking as tho it was badly written on with a ballpoint pen. He loves it.

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An Original Ring Thing, a beer bottle opening ring. A quality one at that, we have seen them around but we suggest you get yours at ThinkGeek, it is of better quality than any others we have seen anywhere else: The Original Ring Thing.

You've seen his frontside, now how about his backside?
More Jason Anatomy!

 
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