CAPS & HATS

Caps & Hats are NO LONGER FOR SALE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU WANTED TO PAY FOR THEM!

We have Pink & Black Canvas Caps and when they sell out, wait, they can not sell out because we stopped selling them! You never wanted to buy one anyway, did you? You did? You Lie! You would have, had you wanted too, but what does that matter anymore because we are no longer selling them. We have a few left, sure, but you can't have any.

All caps have an adjustable velcro backing, are made of 80% wool, and look pretty damn cool and we are going to give them away for free to whomever the hell we feel like. Oh, you want one now? Too Damn Bad! Don't bother asking us for one either, because unless we like you, really like you (like a hell of a lot) we are not going to give you one.

Who has them? Some people do, a couple of folks to be fair did buy one or two a few months back and those people ought to feel lucky because they are not for sale anymore. A few others have them because we have given them to them out of love and kindness (and appreciation of their friendship/helpfulness with our site ongoing's).

Yeah, this is what they look like, nothing special sure but dammit their are very few of them around and more are not being made, ever again, so if you kinda sorta wanted one you are shit out of luck now. We just do not keep stuff in our store that does not sell and these, well, you should have bought one, because they were not selling.