We want to bring to you awesome and practical merchandise.

When you purchase something from us it enables us to make back a little bit of the money we spend to bring
to you our little website here on the interweb. It helps us better fund things like our Thanksgiving Countdown,
Contest Prizes, Gold Star Awards and even more awesome and practical merchandise in our store.

We have not much in our shop at the moment mostly because we are $5,000 in debt and do not plan to
heavily invest in any products until we have cleared our name of such financial burdens.

We Will Pay Your Shipping Within the United States!
Not From The US? Request a Shipping Quote; orders@hoyso.com

 

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"DIE" BY VIKKI
THE POSTER

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DEAMON GLASSWARE

SPLIFF DEAMON JARS

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THE HOOKER
DEAMON POSTER

CANVAS PATCHES

HOY SO CAPS
NOT FOR YOU!

 

 

 

"oh Jesus!" THE DVD IS HERE!!!
We are not charging $7 for the video to be stingy capitalists, we are charging to raise money for our website in which we are spending large sums of money on!

You know what, if you purchase this DVD, we'll give you a Gold Star!

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PRE-ORDER "DIE" BY VIKKI!
Only $29 to pre-order this 24"x36" poster, and with your pre-order you will receive a free smaller Hoy So poster and Green & Gold Star Commendations! The price of this poster will be raised to $39 after Pre-Ordering is halted.

Pre-Ordering will halt once someone purchases this poster and our full poster order is printed, shipped and arrives to us so that we may begin shipping them to you!

 

 

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GREEN STAR COMMENDATIONS
Did you know that by purchasing some of the products in our store you could earn a Green Star? It's true. To thank you for purchasing some of our products and supporting what we do here at Hoy So we are going to award you with just that.

 

orders will be filled & shipped the following Monday and/or Tuesday from the date your order was placed

  

 
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